Installing A Power Programmer Is So Easy, A Monkey Could Do It...Or Paris Hilton

Ah reality TV. Today we salute you for providing us with entertainment nutrition such as American Idol, Trading Spouses and The Simple Life. In a recent episode of the " " The Simple Life, Paris Hilton installed in power developer, which makes me think a chimpanzee could do the same. Hmm
I do not believe that anyone would say that traditional television has gone down the drain-in fact has been brutally murdered in her sleep, thrown into the back of a truck in ruins, driven into the depths of the desert and buried the Estrellado night sky. Television and reality is the culprit. The youth of today lacks the moral fiber huge tablespoons showing how Kept A Bell and Family Affairs used to dish. And what are today a public viewing might ask? Azucaradas, unwholesome junk that& 39;s what. Apparently, anyone who is, was or will ever be famous can have their own show. Heck, now you can have your own series, simply being associated with someone in the spotlight. Guilty as charged, he saw " I Love New York, " but I like to watch? Maybe, but that& 39;s not the point. Tiffany Pollard, AKA New York, participated in a trashy data show with washed up rapper, Flavor Flave. And by the mere fact of being a contestant, in which a psychotic, which generated its own popular series. Everyone knows that seeing these horrendous displays is like catching a glimpse of a train wreck, you do not want to look, but could not stop yourself. Perhaps it is more like crack.
I was browsing my hundreds of channels and stumbled across a hot chick in a bikini. So I did what any respectable twenty-three years of age and would look. This became a four-hour marathon simple Elevator. What can I say? I am amazed stupidity, and Paris Hilton is full of it. In one episode, the girls are staying with a family of a mechanic in the sticks of Nebraska. The girls were given a simple task; change a tire. Before you can say & Dolce Gabbana, the store and girls are covered in oil, grease, compose, and rags. At this point, Paris felt it necessary to strip off their fat covered with monkeys; disgusting, I know. The mechanic was not very excited about the dirt, but was quickly distracted by the half-naked model standing in front of him. Since changing a tire, obviously, it was very difficult, it was necessary to install a programmer performance. " Oh boy, this must be good! " I thought to myself. I suppose that Paris can read because she looked at the instructions and got the darn thing to work. She had only granted to plug in a few cables, I thought I shocked.
So this. Can a monkey install one of the programmers? I do not know much about them, but from my understanding, these small devices plug under his dash and reschedule its car factory settings so you can get more power and better fuel. It sounds complicated, but I am pretty sure that just plug in a few cables. So if anyone out there has a monkey and was ready to try an experiment that makes me know. If gorillas in the Congo that can learn sign language, we can certainly get a chimp plug in a cable. And if you imagine the tabloids heard of him? It sink their huge tusks in this story and eat until ruthless bunch, if you ask me. I will divide history, even with the rights of you. I can see it now, " Monkey Outsmarts Paris Hilton! "
I & 39; ll get the Hypertech Programmer Hypertech. You bring the monkey. Let& 39;s make history ... Or at least US Weekly. -- Mike Rosania trinh eustolia



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